QUOTE(lokoike @ Feb 20 2006, 09:45 PM) [snapback]30867[/snapback]
Take your lovely sister, for example. She made the mistake of attempting to bite that long black noodle thats goes from your monitor to your wall, whilst it was still plugged in.
Actually that was me. Years ago I had an extension cord that wouldn't hold onto plugs very well. I noticed the contacts in the cord had bowed out. I figured squeezing the end of the cord would push them back into place. Rather than getting a pair of pliers I used my teeth. Now I understand why most people would use a tool of some kind and why everyone else in the world besides me wouldn't use their mouth.
I got shocked pretty good and I wondered if that's what electroshock therapy felt like. Ironically since only an insane person would put a 120V AC 20 Amp 60hz power source into their mouth my parents made me see a psychologist. He quickly figured out I was insane and he prescribed of all things electroshock therapy (of course). Even more ironically about the only thing the electroshock therapist said during the entire session was: "Don't try this at home."
After the sessions ended I really missed the electroshock part. I couldn't find anyone who would prescribe electroshock therapy anymore. I finally figured out there is a modern version. Now when I feel the need I annoy police officers until they use their tasers on me. Most times that works really well.
One time it didn't go so well but on the bright side at least I got see my name in the local paper.
20,000 Volts and counting.
When lokoike found out about me biting the extension cord he said my reasoning was sound but I made a technical mistake in the procedure. He said it's much more effective if it's done in a bathtub full of water.