Since the dawn of time, mankind has sought the means of keeping away supernatural and paranormal entities. Now, for only $5 each, receive a printed document that bars them from approaching or contacting you.
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Restraing Orders
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Keep them away!
Since the dawn of time, mankind has sought the means of keeping away supernatural and paranormal entities. Now, for only $5 each, receive a printed document that bars them from approaching or contacting you.
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Restraing Orders
Since the dawn of time, mankind has sought the means of keeping away supernatural and paranormal entities. Now, for only $5 each, receive a printed document that bars them from approaching or contacting you.
LOL
Restraing Orders
It's hard to believe that people will fall for that, but they will. You could almost see the seller sniggering as he set the site up.
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What a deal!
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Death
Fear not the reaper!
Do you want to live forever? Keep Death from stalking you, with a temporary injunction.
Fear not the reaper!
Do you want to live forever? Keep Death from stalking you, with a temporary injunction.
What a deal!
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What a deal!
Ha ha, that's a good one.
So someone buys it and thinks they're immortal. Then approximately two minutes later when they walk outside, and something konks them on the head and they die.
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